FIRE ERRYBODY!
Where Knee Jerk Reactions are Mined for
Comedy Gold
Hey, sometimes you get speedbagged.
What would college football be without clamors for coaching staff be fired en mass following the latest prime time embarrassment. As is tradition. Cue up "In the Arms of an Angel," time to get the tissues and eat that pint of ice cream you've been eyeing. BUT BEFORE washing ourselves of the debacle, we must properly document the occasion lest the trolloping fade with living memory. While those delusions of grandeur may be dead and gone, that doesn't mean one's good humor has to go with it. To be sure, every fanbase is dealt a dose of humble pie every once in a while, and these meltdowns in the moment are the sort of high entertainment money can't buy.
Or perhaps your team was the one doing the trouncing, and you would like to savor every moment. Praise from one's adversary is its highest form, and begrudgingly given if given at all. There's also some dramatic irony when a super-fan's view of the future is met with a schism in the form of reality. Live thread comments from the most die-hard of fanbases tell the story of the game better than any write-up ever could. With this grand aim, we have scoured the internet for the best posts for your viewing pleasure.
So, for the sake of grins, we find the saltiest of tears to be a cathartic exercise. Venting into the atmosphere if you will. Breathe in and release.
NSFW - A safe space this is not. We do not endorse or condone any viewpoint espoused by the internet's worst, as they contain course language and offensive humor. Many of the postings found here lack all bounds of common decency and we do not agree with anything written. After all, they are just words, people. Delicate little flowers should look away!
That being said - Dash of schadenfreude anyone?