2024 - Week 1 - Miami (0-0) at Florida (0-0)

But it’s in the best interest of the University of Florida that Billy calls plays. Or something.

Defense looks confused

They just going to run it down our throats all night?

ALL DAY TO THROW

Lol Billy and Scott are so getting fired.

Uncanny how ill prepared Mr attention to detail is

I’m idiot sandwich :(

DL is a major problem still and its appearent as hell

That Stricklin interview about giving Billy buckets of time is really starting to piss me off right now.

Captain Details strikes again.

Most of our team aren’t good enough to be on scholarship. Good thing we have Gatormade since pro football isn’t in their future.

Sasse gonna straddle us with another Stricklin chosen coach. We have at least another half decade of wandering in the woods fellas.

Forever dude. We are done as a serious football school

Napier has this! He doesn’t need an OC cause he is a top tier play caller. His buddy is co dc and is also top notch alongside the inexperienced 12 year old co dc. This is comical. Year freaking three and this is what he can put together.

Mid game mertz

So, why did one team look efficient and the other complete dog sh*t?

Just punt on 2nd down

3rd and 7 and you call that? woof

ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THESE 3RD DOWN CHECKS IN YEAR 3

WHAT ARE WE ******** DOING

Napier is the definition of scared money.

Find what works and then stop doing it. Nice job Billy!

Defense plz

At least the rest of the SEC has showed out so far

We could be fooked.

If they blow us out so badly that the Swamp clears out and the boosters have to watch Miami strut around like a bunch of inmates who took over a prison, will they fire Billy week one?

Wait, were allowed to get turnovers???

Reminder, Florida is now one-third of the way to its interception total from the ENTIRE 2023 season.

Would be “pretty neat” if we could capitalize on this huh?

Molasses still........molasses

Jesse Palmer going against us as usual, traitor

Instead of throwing to the sidelines, how about we try throwing to anyone in the big, fat part of the field between them?

Billy couldn’t scheme a player open if his wife and kids lives were on the line.

The Gators picked up just 57 total yards in the first quarter and were limited to three points despite inheriting excellent field position on Shemar James' first-career INT.

Miami is up to 93 yards.

Miami rb's have time to make a ******** SANDWICH before picking a hole.We are still so weak, soft and slow.

Still no pass rush, still can’t tackle, WTF did these clowns do all summer when they pretended to practice?

Our team is playing like ******* lgbtq+ Kamala Harris poopy butt plug voters

Quit playing the big fat guy. He's worthless

Somebody stab me in the neck with a knife

It’s hilarious man. No one can ever convince me this is not a great conspiracy by SS and Napier to slowly kill the Gator brand. Think about it. We’re going to have a losing season for the 4th time in a row and they are just calm as can be that nothing will change for a long time. It’s insane. It’s fiscally irresponsible.

This team ain’t it. This staff ain’t it.

Counter, sweep, jailbreak screen, punt

Napier continues to be an idiot with timeouts

How the hell can you not snap the ball at home that is freaking crazy

Can’t even get the snap off on the first play of the drive hahaha. What a complete clown show

Spent 1500 on tickets… hopefully the heat takes me to nirvana before this one is over

How in the world are you not ready after a kick off and have to use a TO? Three years of this crap. Dude is the least detailed, detailed person ever.

Did graham mertz practice this offseason?

Another Napier timeout coming out of a timeout/dead ball. lol Plus they have a headset this year. Hell of an OC we got!

All the best coaches need to call a timeout before the first play of a drive

it was never not an issue with Napier. He has always been sweaty gorilla azz as an OC.

We getting all the Billy specials today

Can we skip ahead to our next coach?

Inside zone on 3rd and long. Great call Billy, you imbecile

Napier is a complete joke of a HC. Makes Zook look like John Madden.

CoMpLeTiOn PeRcEnTaGe

Stop blitzing safety’s from 50 yards away

Just seeing Billy’s face is pissing me off

We still got a whole season of ****-whooping ahead

Pathetic. Getting blown out in your home stadium year 3. Get this hillbilly out of here.

Fire up the hot boards baby

Turn out the lights these losers are cooked. Gatormade more like Gatorlost.

Please chase Cousin Eddie out of Gainesville, please

Let them know next year will be better. Billy knows the character of that locker room

Sitting in Cane section is unbearable right now. I hate Billy.

So many guys are going to transfer before game 5. Why waste your eligibility on this?

Damn, people actually argued with about the fact was Mertz was gonna get drafted. Man, y’all gotta take those orange and blue glasses off

Time to pull Mertz. This dude is unrecognizable

You guys remember 3 hours ago when Mertz was elite?

Molasses out ran someone......ive seen it all

Am I allowed to get back on the train or nah?

That’s the slowest 71 yard run I’ve ever seen lol but I’ll take it. Did Miami have 5 guys on the field ?

4000 lbs and cant even move a smaller guy an inch

I’m dead. 440lb Watson got bulldozed by a 220 pound back. Weak **** *****

Well that excitement didn't last long. Getting ran out the stadium.

UGA held Clemson to 188 yards total offense today - we've given up almost 300 in the first half. lol

Guys get passed over on the depth chart at real programs and we take their sloppy seconds and then wonder why they suck

It’s all the fans and players fault, coaching staff is elite!

We're getting hoed by Miami

Happy Feet 3 Starring Graham Mertz

"We've made a handful of explosives."

We literally had, like, 2 chunk plays.

Good! The only way this ends is when the fans revolt - they hung onto Muschamp a year too long, and they've hung onto Napier a year too long....and it's going to get UGGG-LEEEE down there after the second loss. UGLY!

Y’all thought Pate was a Dawg fan

I’m 100% convinced Napier is at this point

The systematic dismantling of our program is almost complete

Napier SUUUUUUUUUCKSSSSK!!!! What a TURD!!! This MF'r is getting fired this year, no doubt. What, a, SHITSHOW!!!

I am in a foul fuckkking mood right now.

At least we can fire Napier without worrying about losing any good recruits, because we don’t have any.

I knew it was gonna be bad when Ward was jogging in that first series.

Instead of playing Samford next week, I want to see Napier take an IQ test on live television, no ******** way he cracks 80

Guys we look worse than FSU. That’s saying something.

This is what happens when you have fossils and a Mississippi State alum in the athletic department.

Honestly I don't think this gets fixed without the university firing the AD. I'm not even sure we have the money to get rid of Coach Bojangles.

Napiers best season to date is still a losing season

White DB’s… sigh.

What exactly does Asa do besides get torched repeatedly? Fake a torn ACL

Asa Turner getting juked so bad he hurt his knee

Burn this program to the ground. No one left.

Shocking that 6th year senior from the west coast who looks like a meth addict gets old yellered in space.

Might be the worst dline in UF history

Well atleast so far we have gotten 11 players on field on special teams so far

**** this coach. And all you p*ssies that like him.

Guys like Tre Wilson will be pulling an Etienne soon I would guess. No reason to risk millions playing for this moron

we need a third defensive coordinator

UCF is gonna murder us and Napier will still have the same look on his face

Fat Lady is warmin up.

Coach Bojangles about to break the longest home opening win streak in the NCAA, 34 years in the making. My god. What a joke.

Wow a pass over the middle!

Billy train back off the rails?

This team better be better than the 01 team like those clowns were talking…. Cause if not

Mertz is AWFUL

Chants of "Billy you suck" and "fire Billy" could be heard from the stands in Ben Hill Griffin Stadium ahead of Jeremy Crawshaw's fourth punt of the afternoon.

Miami leads 31-10 and gets the ball back with just under 10 minutes left in the third quarter.

Mertz is terrified to throw the ball lol

We are winners of Culture!

5 star hearts!

Billy Napier can eat a dick

Literally every play they call works. Literally every single thing

I really couldn’t wait all summer to watch this vomits

Guess all those 989 lbs of muscle the team added are worthless since they are being physically dominated.

God Ward is so much better than Mertz

I have n never been this embarrassed as a fan. I was chomping at mfs in Publix this morning

Why do we get the bums from the Saban coaching tree and everyone else gets the good ones?

Going on a two hour run with David Goggins in my headphones to cleanse my soul of this loser excuse making magical thinking sihtshow of a football program and fanbase

Only down 4tds at this point. Let’s go

Florida is getting embarrassed, and it could still get worse.

The Billy is pretty good at winning Heisman trophies for players that he doesn’t coach.

Gettin embarrassed at home is a Napier tradition

This game was a match up of the two biggest retard head football coaches in all of college football:

Congratulations Gator fans - our guy wins! Napier is the BIGGEST RETARD in all of college football!

There's not enough buffalo trace in my house to get me through this

Soooo what is the final score going to be?

This is going to go down as the worst home loss in history.

Georgia Southern

Their being told every practice they are good by a ******* retard!!

Bro we really got destroyed by a bottom feeder ACC school

It’s time man. Big IF he would come.

Kiff haters gotta realize. 10 wins a season with buckets of offense ain’t too bad. Maybe no nattys but we are so far from that I feel embarrassed to use the word “natty”.

I have been a Florida fan since 82 when I got transferred to Florida and I really think this is the absolute low point of gator football since I became a fan

I think UGA beats us 70-0

Dawg Kirby plays 4D chess in this CFB game. He would never beat Billy like that, he don’t want Billy going anywhere.

Were still calling tunnel screens. Napier has literal actual brain damage. Not an insult, I mean actually

Absolutely nobody is blocking anymore.

Good play. Run it right into the defense

He’s way in over his head.

It’s over. Get this dude out of Gainesville, tonight.

We’re down by 28! I better not see a ******* huddle

Another drive with Mertz clapping 50 times and not scoring points.

we are running the ball......why

Graham Mertz was intercepted taking a shot at the end zone. Miami returned it to the UF 28.

Mertz got blasted as he threw and stayed down on the field for quite a bit of time. Billy Napier and Florida's trainers walked off the field with him.

I guess we might see Lags after all.

Also look at what happens along the OL when you get a bunch of 2 stars and guys that belong at ULL instead of UF.

These elite evals Mertz and waites r balling right now

I’d blow a guy for Mullen right about now.

Mertz just quit. He wanted no more parts of this game. That hit did not even look that substantial. Literally got pushed down after the throw. Soft.

Billy Napier breaking records man how great is he

Team quit 3 quarters into the season. But tell me more about the culture and then being behind the coaching staff

Boys are clowning us.

Lagway getting pressure by the same edge rusher 3 plays in a row . Offensive Line should take ozempic and retire

Lagway is on Layaway for TEX/GA. ***** everyone involved with this cock sucking program

Get me Urban Meyer!

Lagway me the rest of the year

This is what you get when you hire an AD from Miss St.

I wanna take some copium and think maybe Miami is just legit but I don’t want to even muster up the energy to be disappointed when we get blasted by A&M in 2 weeks

Id fire Napier and offer Urban Meyer a blank paycheck at this point

I hope Napier realizes he’s f*cked and gives DJ the job the rest of the year so he doesn’t transfer

Team that gets Lagway out the portal next year gonna be so nice

Fûck it, make Saban say no

Miami came into our home, drank the beer from our fridge and slept with our woman. We said “that’s cool”

Did anyone see the guy with the huge nipples?

Cam ward has had 5+ seconds to throw the ball

This is the equivalent of being raped

Fact that we’re gonna have to pay this bum 30m to fire his a*s has me so damn livid

It might even be worse than last year.

Seasons over before it even began

Look at the product Billy has put onto the field in the same amount of time as ManBoobies. At home. The fans leaving The Swamp like this is something I have never seen in my fuckingg life. This is an absolute slap in the face to the Gator faithful. Fire all of these imbeciles.

“Im not sure about the schemes and plays your talking about. But it’s tough right. We have some amazing guys in that locker room, right. And they’re hurting. Not the result we wanted but tomorrow we’re going to get back at it. We have a team building exercise tomorrow playing disc golf. I’m focused on that and did y’all get to try the new hot dogs they are planning to have at the new concession stands. Amazing! Anyway If we can make 15 footers with those discs there is nothing stopping us…right. See y’all on the links tomorrow..should be fun!”

Can we please find a big titty white chick to seduce him already? We need to get him outta here.

Billy “A lot of respect for Coach”, “relative to how we play”, “there’s a lot of people in that locker room”, “we’ve got work to do”… here comes the coach speak